15% vs 20% – How Much Should You Tip A Hooker?

It’s safe to say, it’s common knowledge that whores don’t actually make very much money per hour of labor. Most of a prostitute’s income actually comes from tips.

While it’s true that a tip should reflect the quality of the service, it is still considered cruel to not tip at all, even for poor service. This mindset leaves many confused as to how much an appropriate tip is. Well, fear not. We asked the experts and we’re going to break it down for you. We traveled to America’s best brothels and met the country’s best pimps in order to provide you the most accurate answer possible.

What the Experts Say

  • Nick Boynton, a regular customer at “Happy Humpings” in Boston, MA, was happy to share some insight on his hooker tipping. “It really depends on how well they suck my toes. I mean, as long as they give an effort, I’ll tip 15%. But, hell, if they can make me nut with just my right shoe off, I’ll tip as high as 30%.”
  • John Taylor, the Evening Operations Pimp at Happy Humpings, told us, “Most people tip 20%, I’d say. I’ve had to throw out a few guys who weren’t tipping. I told them jacking off was free if they wanted to be that cheap.”
  • Kyle Johnson, a whore enthusiast from Long Island, had a different take on the situation. “I tip based on cup size.” Kyle provided us a chat which read: “A – 10%, B – 15%, C – 20%, D – 25%, DD – 30%.” “You may call me an asshole, but I don’t care. Unless you have double Ds, then you can call me whatever you want.”
  • “Chainz,” a pimp from Detroit simply told us, “Tip 20 percent or I’ll fucking kill you.”

So there you have it, Folks. Hopefully that answers some of your burning questions. Stay tuned for more facts about paid sex!

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