PornHub Viewership Drops As Users Are Just Masturbating To Pewdiepie’s Comeback

Popular pornography website, PornHub, released a statement today stating its website traffic has dropped below half its usual numbers. They conducted a quick survey of its users asking what had changed and almost every survey came back saying the user had lost interest in traditional porn because they had been satisfying their sexual desires by looking at the subscriber difference between popular YouTuber, Pewdiepie, and his rival, T-Series, an India music and video company.

T-Series had recently surpassed Pewdiepie as the most subscribed YouTube channel in the world, which was a controversial event that was subject to much conversation all over the internet. However on April 1st, Pewdiepie had a major comeback and is now beating T-Series by an impressive 320 thousand subscribers. For many internet users, this event is more exciting than losing one’s virginity or even seeing one’s newborn child for the first time. It’s not surprising that many are ditching traditional pornography for seductive tone of Pewdiepie’s auto-tuned voice singing congratulations as they reach their climax in front of that ever-growing subscriber gap.